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The Franchise
Lenny Dykstra is in the news again.

Apparently he destroyed a hotel room, stole the receptionist's sunglasses, and made the entire building smell like pot. He kept ordering ice and sheets constantly, and a naked woman supposedly answered the door. When asked about the incident, the quote of the year:

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And what does Dykstra say to all of this? He tells the Post he was merely piling up the towels and sheets because there was no maid service at the hotel. “I might have had 10 women in the room, might have had 15, might have had 20,” he added to the paper. “Actually, the only thing I had in that room was my dick in my hand.”


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nephillymike
Definitely defies logic.

One dick in hand is not better than one in the bush! biggrin.gif
The Franchise
QUOTE (nephillymike @ Aug 23 2017, 09:19 PM) *
Definitely defies logic.

One dick in hand is not better than one in the bush! biggrin.gif


If you ever need a quote, go to Lenny Dykstra.
The Franchise
Lolz.
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