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Bill
I have ways of finding out. ph34r.gif

Thanks,
Bill
Bill
...by the way, it's not really my birthday, I'm just testing stuff...

...but I'll still accept presents & well wishes.

Thanks,
Bill
Pila
I'm giving you a witty signature.
wizardsandwars
A free lifetime membership to WingHeads?
Susquehanna Birder
You'll get exactly what you deserve.
Eyrie
LOL biggrin.gif
Pila
Okay, here's the witty signature I promised you. Enjoy.

QUOTE
A diferença entre um relacionamento amoroso e uma prisão é que na prisão eles deixam você jogar futebol durante os finais de semana.
Bill
QUOTE (Pila @ May 14 2004, 10:22 AM)
Okay, here's the witty signature I promised you. Enjoy.

QUOTE
A diferença entre um relacionamento amoroso e uma prisão é que na prisão eles deixam você jogar futebol durante os finais de semana.

What the heck does that mean?

Thanks,
Bill
Pila
It says, "The difference between marriage and prison is that in prison you still get to play ball on the weekends."

How about this, if you don't like the other one (it's about courage):

QUOTE
Coragem:

Chegar tarde a casa, depois de uma noite com os amigos,

e, depois de ser atacado à vassourada pela mulher,

ainda ter tomates para perguntar:

"Ainda estás nas limpezas ou vais voar para algum lado?"

Bardy
The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"
xsv
Bwhahahah!

Whatever the hell that means, I think Bardy's translation might be funnier that the punchline!


Hahahah!!
Zero
QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 03:01 PM)
The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"

BWAHAHAHAH.

Ohhhh, my sides hurt. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Pila
QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 08:01 PM)
The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"

Hehe biggrin.gif

That is funnier than the actual translation.

Since Bill just got married, I thought you could use a couple witty post-marriage signatures. This one says, "Courage: Being attacked by your wife swinging a broom after arriving drunk from a late night with the boys and still have the balls to ask, 'you still cleaning or are you trying to fly somewhere?'"
Bill
QUOTE (Pila @ May 17 2004, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 08:01 PM)
The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"

Hehe biggrin.gif

That is funnier than the actual translation.

Since Bill just got married, I thought you could use a couple witty post-marriage signatures. This one says, "Courage: Being attacked by your wife swinging a broom after arriving drunk from a late night with the boys and still have the balls to ask, 'you still cleaning or are you trying to fly somewhere?'"

I'm not married yet...I still have until March to find a way out of it.

Thanks,
Bill
Susquehanna Birder
I think that last line (from the on-line translator) needs to be immortalized...so I'm stealin' it.
Eyrie
QUOTE (Bill @ May 18 2004, 03:00 PM)

I'm not married yet...I still have until March to find a way out of it.

Thanks,
Bill

In which case I have the perfect birthday present. Just don't get caught.....

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