Thanks,
Bill
Full Version: What do I get on my birthday?
I have ways of finding out.
Thanks,
Bill
Thanks,
Bill
...by the way, it's not really my birthday, I'm just testing stuff...
...but I'll still accept presents & well wishes.
Thanks,
Bill
...but I'll still accept presents & well wishes.
Thanks,
Bill
I'm giving you a witty signature.
A free lifetime membership to WingHeads?
You'll get exactly what you deserve.
LOL 
Okay, here's the witty signature I promised you. Enjoy.
| QUOTE |
| A diferença entre um relacionamento amoroso e uma prisão é que na prisão eles deixam você jogar futebol durante os finais de semana. |
| QUOTE (Pila @ May 14 2004, 10:22 AM) | ||
Okay, here's the witty signature I promised you. Enjoy.
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What the heck does that mean?
Thanks,
Bill
It says, "The difference between marriage and prison is that in prison you still get to play ball on the weekends."
How about this, if you don't like the other one (it's about courage):
How about this, if you don't like the other one (it's about courage):
| QUOTE |
| Coragem: Chegar tarde a casa, depois de uma noite com os amigos, e, depois de ser atacado à vassourada pela mulher, ainda ter tomates para perguntar: "Ainda estás nas limpezas ou vais voar para algum lado?" |
The online translator says. . . .
Courage:
To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,
e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,
still to have tomatoes to ask:
"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"
Courage:
To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,
e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,
still to have tomatoes to ask:
"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"
Bwhahahah!
Whatever the hell that means, I think Bardy's translation might be funnier that the punchline!
Hahahah!!
Whatever the hell that means, I think Bardy's translation might be funnier that the punchline!
Hahahah!!
| QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 03:01 PM) |
| The online translator says. . . . Courage: To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends, e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman, still to have tomatoes to ask: "Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?" |
BWAHAHAHAH.
Ohhhh, my sides hurt.
| QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 08:01 PM) |
| The online translator says. . . . Courage: To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends, e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman, still to have tomatoes to ask: "Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?" |
Hehe
That is funnier than the actual translation.
Since Bill just got married, I thought you could use a couple witty post-marriage signatures. This one says, "Courage: Being attacked by your wife swinging a broom after arriving drunk from a late night with the boys and still have the balls to ask, 'you still cleaning or are you trying to fly somewhere?'"
| QUOTE (Pila @ May 17 2004, 10:02 AM) | ||
Hehe That is funnier than the actual translation. Since Bill just got married, I thought you could use a couple witty post-marriage signatures. This one says, "Courage: Being attacked by your wife swinging a broom after arriving drunk from a late night with the boys and still have the balls to ask, 'you still cleaning or are you trying to fly somewhere?'" |
I'm not married yet...I still have until March to find a way out of it.
Thanks,
Bill
I think that last line (from the on-line translator) needs to be immortalized...so I'm stealin' it.
| QUOTE (Bill @ May 18 2004, 03:00 PM) |
| I'm not married yet...I still have until March to find a way out of it. Thanks, Bill |
In which case I have the perfect birthday present. Just don't get caught.....
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