Not worthy, not worthy.

I am from New Jersey, much like many of you Seagulls fans. I, on the other hand, am not a Seagulls fan. I am a J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS fan, the greatest in the world and the team you ripped off your EA whatever chant from.

I have nothing against the Birds themselves, I actually like most of the players, but I do have something against the fans. So in the words of Vinny Bag A Donuts who stands on the corner of Broad and Pattison wondering where his team's season went after every 16th game of the season... "YOU SUCK!"

You suck. You scungili eating, wanna be tough guys who think that you have the best team in football every year. Guess what? You ain't had it since D McNasty took you to the Super Bowl... and even then you turned on him when he lost, just like you always do.

Do you know what Philadelphia is? It's like Brooklyn without Manhattan. A bunch of wanna be tough guys who can't talk right and who can do little more than grunt and scream.

You wanna piece of me you pricks? 732.991.1640. Any day, any one of ya's (as you so eloquently speak) or all of ya's. You name the time, I'll be at the place with my JETS jersey on.... go make some pasta you greaseballs!