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- The Franchise   Lenny Dykstra!   Aug 23 2017, 06:50 PM
- - nephillymike   Definitely defies logic. One dick in hand is not ...   Aug 23 2017, 09:19 PM
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- - The Franchise   Lolz.   Sep 8 2017, 01:50 PM
> Lenny Dykstra!
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post Aug 23 2017, 06:50 PM
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Lenny Dykstra is in the news again.

Apparently he destroyed a hotel room, stole the receptionist's sunglasses, and made the entire building smell like pot. He kept ordering ice and sheets constantly, and a naked woman supposedly answered the door. When asked about the incident, the quote of the year:

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And what does Dykstra say to all of this? He tells the Post he was merely piling up the towels and sheets because there was no maid service at the hotel. “I might have had 10 women in the room, might have had 15, might have had 20,” he added to the paper. “Actually, the only thing I had in that room was my dick in my hand.”


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post Aug 23 2017, 09:19 PM
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Definitely defies logic.

One dick in hand is not better than one in the bush! biggrin.gif
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post Aug 23 2017, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE (nephillymike @ Aug 23 2017, 09:19 PM) *
Definitely defies logic.

One dick in hand is not better than one in the bush! biggrin.gif


If you ever need a quote, go to Lenny Dykstra.


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post Sep 8 2017, 01:50 PM
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Lolz.


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