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post May 13 2004, 10:55 AM
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I have ways of finding out. ph34r.gif

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post May 13 2004, 10:56 AM
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...by the way, it's not really my birthday, I'm just testing stuff...

...but I'll still accept presents & well wishes.

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post May 13 2004, 11:01 AM
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I'm giving you a witty signature.


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post May 13 2004, 11:28 AM
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post May 13 2004, 11:32 AM
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You'll get exactly what you deserve.


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post May 13 2004, 11:51 AM
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LOL biggrin.gif


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post May 14 2004, 10:22 AM
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Okay, here's the witty signature I promised you. Enjoy.

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A diferença entre um relacionamento amoroso e uma prisão é que na prisão eles deixam você jogar futebol durante os finais de semana.


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post May 14 2004, 01:27 PM
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QUOTE (Pila @ May 14 2004, 10:22 AM)
Okay, here's the witty signature I promised you. Enjoy.

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A diferença entre um relacionamento amoroso e uma prisão é que na prisão eles deixam você jogar futebol durante os finais de semana.

What the heck does that mean?

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post May 14 2004, 01:55 PM
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It says, "The difference between marriage and prison is that in prison you still get to play ball on the weekends."

How about this, if you don't like the other one (it's about courage):

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Coragem:

Chegar tarde a casa, depois de uma noite com os amigos,

e, depois de ser atacado à vassourada pela mulher,

ainda ter tomates para perguntar:

"Ainda est√°s nas limpezas ou vais voar para algum lado?"



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post May 14 2004, 03:01 PM
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The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"


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post May 14 2004, 03:05 PM
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Bwhahahah!

Whatever the hell that means, I think Bardy's translation might be funnier that the punchline!


Hahahah!!
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post May 14 2004, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 03:01 PM)
The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"

BWAHAHAHAH.

Ohhhh, my sides hurt. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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post May 17 2004, 10:02 AM
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QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 08:01 PM)
The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"

Hehe biggrin.gif

That is funnier than the actual translation.

Since Bill just got married, I thought you could use a couple witty post-marriage signatures. This one says, "Courage: Being attacked by your wife swinging a broom after arriving drunk from a late night with the boys and still have the balls to ask, 'you still cleaning or are you trying to fly somewhere?'"


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Bill
post May 18 2004, 09:00 AM
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QUOTE (Pila @ May 17 2004, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE (Bardy @ May 14 2004, 08:01 PM)
The online translator says. . . .


Courage:

To arrive the house late, after a night with the friends,

e, after being attacked the vassourada one for the woman,

still to have tomatoes to ask:

"Still you are in the cleannesses or you go to fly for some side?"

Hehe biggrin.gif

That is funnier than the actual translation.

Since Bill just got married, I thought you could use a couple witty post-marriage signatures. This one says, "Courage: Being attacked by your wife swinging a broom after arriving drunk from a late night with the boys and still have the balls to ask, 'you still cleaning or are you trying to fly somewhere?'"

I'm not married yet...I still have until March to find a way out of it.

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post May 18 2004, 09:35 AM
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I think that last line (from the on-line translator) needs to be immortalized...so I'm stealin' it.


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post May 18 2004, 12:31 PM
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QUOTE (Bill @ May 18 2004, 03:00 PM)

I'm not married yet...I still have until March to find a way out of it.

Thanks,
Bill

In which case I have the perfect birthday present. Just don't get caught.....

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